zucker
to shoot and land a roofie like object into a girls cup from a distance
yo corsi, think i can zucker that cup from across the kitchen?
synonymous with f-cker because jeff zucker at nbc is the dumbest motherf-cker in television.
that dumb motherzucker tried to b-mp conan’s tonight show to 12:05. what the zuck?
a really dumb f-ckin move. like somene sh-t themselves.
gay -ss 1: what the f-ck he do man?
gay -ss 2: no man he just did a zucker.
a person who uses facebook too often
steve, who has hidden browser tabs open to facebook all of the time during work, is a real zucker.
factoid: zucker, as a noun, can be modified in many ways:
“motherzucker”: the mother of all zuckers;
“zuckerdoodle”: a dog with its own facebook page;
“zuckface”: a person who uploads umpteen selfies per day and/or changes their facebook profile photo every day/hour/minute/second.
someone hoodwinked by media hype into losing money on an obviously bad investment.
goldman sachs laughed all the way to the bank after raking in millions from the zuckers that bought the facebook ipo. wait, they own the bank.
for a person or persons of authority to take away something which was rightfully earned by another party. from jeff zucker of nbc concerning late night television.
i’ve worked here long enough to earn vacation time, but my boss just zuckered it away from me.
someone who thinks they have privacy on facebook.
a friend of mine posted a facebook status about his boss, and now he’s lost his job. what a zucker.
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