zune

microsoft’s new mp3/video player that actually is making apple nervous. it can share files wirelessly via wi-fi, can play videos on a bigger screen than the ipod, charge faster and doesn’t look too bad. it actually looks like it has a thumb wheel like the ipod so it can convert people to the zune.
slash: look, i got the new zune.
torch: oh, that. it’s no match for the ipod. n-body bought it yet and n-bodys gonna.
slash: well, it can share files wirelessly and has a bigger screen to play videos.
torch: and who will you share videos with?
slash: well…uh…stfu.
mp3 player similar to ipod or creative zen players.
microsoft’s entry into mp3 player market. cost: similar to high end ipod and zen players.
has unlimited music subscription available (not ipod), individual tracks can be bought for a little less than itunes. subscription does not require credit card, and parental controls/limits are well thought out. other subscription services do not have this feature which is a plus for parents.

controls: look similar to ipod, but what looks like a scroll wheel is really more of a directional pad. it’s a matter of preference, but i found the controls to be logical and very intuitive. slightly easier to use than ipod, much easier to use than creative zen vision.

video: large screen, excellent quality, very fast transfers.

my history: ipod, didn’t like how fragile it was, gave it away. creative zen, screen small, scratches very easily (much like ipods), didn’t like controls. was happy with it (better than ipod) until i bought my son a zune for christmas. gave my zen away, bought myself a zune. no regrets.

each device is a matter of personal preference, all are very similar in form and function.
ipod owner: “i love my ipod, but it’s out getting repaired for the 5th time due to another cracked and scratched screen.”
zen owner: “look at that teeny video, isn’t it crisp? don’t mind the scratches all over my screen.”
zune owner: “no problems with my player, can’t wait until someone else buys one so i can use the wireless music share feature.”
a d-ck that is wider than long, unlike a chode, a zune is normal length, however, i can range up to 8 inches in diameter.

also known as a zuner.
example 1
– hey man, your d-ck looks like a birthday cake.
– yea, it’s my prize winning zune.

example 2
-that guy looks like he’s packing lunch for 2.
– no man, he’s just got a zune.

example 3
– have you noticed, samantha hasn’t been at school for weeks. i heard she was temporarily paralyzed.
– yea man, her boyfriend totally zuned her.
hebrew for f-ck. also the name for microsofts new mp3 player.
would you like to get “zune”d and have a cigarette afterwards?
a gangsta mp3 player made by microsoft. there is no downside because it just came out and is a fairly new player so give it time. it is way better than a cr-ppy,small screen, too complicated not even apple knows how it fully works,ipod a.k.a. isapot(isapot i stupid/sh-tty -ss piece of technology). wait a couple years and watch zune will completely dominate the mp3 market.
microsoft is just gangsta man, bill gates know what he doin!!!!!!!!zune is the future
microsoft’s portable media player. in my opinion, zunes and ipods are about even, with a couple of differences, it depends what you like.
specs(zune30):
30gb of sp-ce
3” screen
2.4 × 4.4 × 0.58 inches
5.6oz
$200

also comes in these colours
emo black,scatophilia brown,toilet white, blood red and putrid pink
i have emo black, and it has a cool blue hue to it…
person 1:hey, is that a zune?
person 2:yes, do you like it
person 1:its quite nice, im going to stick with an ipod though
person 2:wow, that ipod is certainly as pretty as my zune, but i prefer my zune however
person 3:shall we go and buy tacoze?
the mp3 player being developed by microsoft and toshiba that will probably be the mp3 player to give apple a run for their money. some ridicule it for the sole reason of it carrying microsoft’s name.
it is also the mp3 player that quickly brings out the inner immature nature of half of the ipod loving crowd who seem to often have to buy multiple ipods because of them breaking.
“hey, did you hear of that new mp3 player being made by microsoft? the zune i think it’s called. it’s gunna totally suck and crash all the time.”
“umm, you know that the main reason windows crashes at times is because of the sheer amount of hardware compatibility it needs to have, which from that many drivers avaliable the chance of conflict is much higher.”
“uhh…well…it’s still gunna suck cause it comes in brown.”

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