Zwanenfucked

a new term meaning to be royally screwed over by a school counselor or anyone who would consider admissions to a course; school; activity; ect.

the word originally came from a school counselor residing at sir john franklin high school in yellowknife, nt, canada, for he had quite the reputation for completely scr-w-ng over his students by destroying their schedules with apathy.
examples;

1.
“i got completely zwanenf-cked for math pure!”
“how so, chap?”
“i requested being placed in math 30 pure next semester,
and that b-st-rd counselor and his meddling cannabis addiction put me in woods!”

2.
“dude, . . .i got put into northern studies twice,
when i asked to go into bio!”
“man, you just got totally zwanenf-cked.”
a zwanenf-cking is a case in which a student’s schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.

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john: h-llo mindy, why the long face?

mindy: my counsellor signed me up for a cl-ss i p-ssed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot i wanted photography! now the cl-sses are full and i can’t switch out!

john: wow, you just got royally zwanenf-cked!

-or-

carson: that mr. johnson is such a zwanenf-cker!

lyle: good thing we’re graduating, i’ve had to deal with non-stop zwanenf-ckage for three years!