zweli
zweli is a zulu word from south east asia meaning man webbed feet.
there is no evidence suggesting that zweli exists but there have been reports of webbed footprints around small duckponds and sleeping homeless people.
the common zweli goat is believed to be 1ft tall dark haired and aggressive to small dogs and mushroom fields. he does not however have a problem with naturally occuring mushrooms as these also occur on his back and eyelids.
zweli is a small asian farmer
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