zwiffle
v. the act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.
jo: “sh-t, what do i do now? i don’t have any tissues.”
nora: “just zwiffle on the curtain! the cleaners won’t mind.”
Read Also:
- zwock
(pr-nounced: wok) meaning 1: a person who is/does something stupid , possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous. meaning 2: something you can describe as being stupid, possibly life endangering or just generally ridiculous. meaning 1- example: don’t point that at your head, you zwock! meaning 2- example: i’m not gonna eat napalm, that sh-t’s […]
- Easter Splooge
after weeks of giving up masturbation for lent, it is the ultimate -j-c-l-t–n experienced after lent is over, on easter. jimmy cracked corn instead of touching himself for lent, when it was over he had an easter splooge, it was magical.
- egasto
egasto is a fine word only used by the finest of the fine. lol… well this word is used by my brother and as u might know from futurama, bender the evil b-st-rd robot who reminds me of my bro lol… – hi how are you – egasto…. – oh i see, i’m very sorry
- cockvore
someone with a c-ck fetish. jane: omg i love c-cks so much i just want to suck them or have them inside me all the time -drools- d-ck: omg jane. your a c-ckvore.
- dependapotamos
a fat dependant a fat lady depending on her husband in the military also known as a dependapotamos