the zip code for auburndale, ma. auburndale is a village of newton, ma. it is right where two major highways (the m-ss pike and rt. 128) intersect. the people of newton always write their village in their mailing address, as they do not want to be -ssociated with the types of people from other villages. formerly 02166.
02466 is where it’s at, man.
- hot b*ttered corn on the cob
while receiving a bl-w j-b you grab your partners head and f-ck their mouth sideways by moving their face up and down your member. like when they eat slippery corn on the cob. then blow your baby-batter on her cheek. after the picnic i held her pony tail tight while she gave me a hot […]
- hot coffee mod
a modification for the video game grand theft auto: san andreas. it unlocks an interactive s-x minigame that was hidden in the game’s original code. the minigame can be played after a successful date with any of the main character’s six girlfriends. the object is to s-xually satisfy a woman via simulated intercourse. the creator […]
- hot kreimer
the act of taking one’s feces, warm urine, and self-induced vomit and combining the above 3 into a mixing bowl. next the perpetrator uses this very greasy, gooey, warm mixture and m-st-rb-t-s himself to climax over and over again. man, i was bored as f-ck last night so i decided to try out the hot […]
looking at the ceiling laughing: when you’re laughing so hard that you lift your head up towards the ceiling/sky and laugh your -ss off -n-z-m, ryma and leonel hanging out- -ryma tells a super funny joke- ryma (to n-z-m): what the h-ll are you doing ?! are you latcing again ? leonel: you bet he […]
comedy that teaches you something, as coined by sarah silverman in her film “jesus is magic”. “they dont mention that he would roll up the windows in the car and fart, with the heat up. while his family suffered, he would laugh. martin loser king. just think people should know everything, before they give someone […]