a scale of one to ten on how attractive a woman is duh!
guy 1: did you see cynthia last night?
guy 2: f-ck yeah i would rate her a 10 on the 1-10 women’s attractiveness scale!
- free flights
when your significant other allows you to hook up with other people, but only when you’re on vacation. a: dude, the girls here in la are so hot! b: yeah! too bad you have a girlfriend though..: a: it’s chill dude, she gives me free flights! -high five-
- b13 and chill
the perfect group chat. one which, usually, contains the perfect ratio of banter to intelligent conversation, and which the mood remains chill even when the gossip level goes past 13. you would love our group chat, it’s a real b13 and chill.
- jugem's cloud
noun: that little puff of smoke you burp out after clearing your lungs. harambe: -hits bong- -exhales- -burps- john wilkes booth: n-gg-, you can’t drop a jugem’s cloud over a kid. -bang-
- chinese pop corn
dry ramon noodle soup. broken in pieces, and seasoning packet sprinkled ontop of the dry broken noodles. often enjoyed as a snack. his favorite late night snack is chinese pop corn.
- bear zipper
when you pull dingleberries out of your crack and they stick together from each side, like an -ss zipper. “what are you doing billy?” “tuggin’ on some dingleberries” “sounds like you got a bear zipper going on”