when you do something really stupid but are oblivious to it at the time.
it all started when my dopey friend listed something as
without realising, because she’s an idiot 🙂
an example of “1, 2, 3, five”
nida: and i told him i thought the moon was made of cheese! how stupid!!
me: yehh obvs! that was soo 1,2,3, five
basically a huge n00b. annoying, and clueless, often insensitive to others feelings. when you meet a dwable, you should immediately give them the cold shoulder, if you don’t, they will invade your life, as they are an invasive species. “oh my god guys, im going to hang out with alexander!” – innocent human “no man […]
- puffy triangle
one can encounter a puffy triangle in several situations. most commonly, when a woman is wearing a very short skirt, accompanied by too-tight panties, creating a puffy triangle appearance. this is easiest to spot while the short-skirt wearer is sitting, or on cheerleaders while perfoming. dude, check out that chick’s puffy triangle, its m-ssive.
commonly very large usually very secretive, with a body like a whale. usually obsessed with fingering, it’s in their nature. thinks highly of themselves. too overconfident. thin lips. commonly overweight. looks mature for their age, so they tend to have wrinkly everything, faster aging process. oh god, look at her! so wrinkly and whatnot. must […]
when a girl is giving you head, but gags and pukes on your p-n-s. mackenzie pulled another puke-job tonight, it was groedy during oral s-x when the mans p-n-s h-ts the woman’s hanging thing in her throat. this causes her to puke all over the male’s p-n-s. aww man, it was sick i was getting […]
- pull a kenny
having a bowel movement in a bucket on a webcam and not allowing your viewers to know it. i did a 24 hour web cam broadcast once, had to pull a kenny twice