#1 or #2 -usually younger ones say #1 or #2 as an alternative for pee and p–p. #1 is pee and #2 is p–p. this is how the little ones communicate with their parents what they have to do in the bathroom.
mother: “do you have to go #1 or #2?”
the most amazing, funny, smart, beautiful person you will ever meet. that guy is such a jamahryc, he’s amazing.
- i'll slice you open like an envelope
used commonly by football hooligans, ‘i’ll slice you open like an envelope’ can hint that the person saying the phrase is carrying a knife and intends to use it lethally on the person they are saying the phrase too. can also mean that the person it’s being said too acts ‘big’ and ‘untouchable’ and the […]
used to indicate how good the perceived rate of matches on tinder is in a certain place. the tindarity of sydney is pretty good for me, i got 34 matches! went to alaska last week, the tindarity there is awful. i have to move to a place with better tindarity.
gabe me: here comes mr.disaster
inneh is a slang word used by chavs that is supposed to mean “innit” chav innit “i wish i could meet dan and phil” said taylor. “inneh” replied ellie