when you take a sh-t and you only have to wipe once
i hate wiping after sh-tting, good thing that was a 1 wiper
- j*zz noodle
a p-n-s the -j-c-l-t-s without an erection. i just rubbed icyhot on my d-ck and i think i got a j-zz noodle.
the act of simultaneously sitting on the toilet having a bowel movement, while killing time and entertaining oneself with an electronic device. (eg. smart phone, tablet, etc.) raphael took forever in the bathroom because he was techp–ping.
- surging sanders
a surging sanders is where you come outta nowwere. @wagonreality last night, ted cruz was with his wife and he pulled a surging sanders all over there tablecloth. when you sudden come out of nowhere “d-mn! sorry hun! i just made a surging sanders! you on the pill?” the event where bernie sanders beats the […]
- angry spoon
when you spoon but you’re angry, sometimes a s-x position if you are kinky enough. f-ck i think tyler just gave me the angry spoon
- reverse ozzy
the act of sticking an live bat up an individuals -n-s head first and than having that individual clinch the bats head off. if you love life needs a little spice, try giving your special other a reverse ozzy