10 Degrees of Intoxication



an ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.

|sober|

1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. f-ck-d up
10. gone
“jeez. melissa is hammered!! i think you should make your move now. before its too late.”
“no. i’m waiting till her boyfriend leaves.”
“dude. by that time, she’ll be gone.”

-10 degrees of intoxication-

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