phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or f-cked-up.
what a ten pound pile of sh-t would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds – sh-t falling out everywhere.
john heinz kerry looked like 10 pounds of sh-t in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
the phrase “10 pounds of sh-t in a 5 pound bag” refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
jane – “what is haneefa wearing?”
jill – “i think she got lost in marshalls and bought clothes from the children’s aisle by accident. either that or she’s color blind and has some serious depth perception issues”
jane – “haneefa looks like 10 pounds of sh-t in a 5 pound bag.”
jill – “right on!”
a expression primarily used by people who don’t know the difference between weight and volume, it’s supposed to mean that the situation is “f-cked up” or “out of control”. a better phrase would be “10 gallons of sh-t in a 5 gallon bag”, but the person using the phrase is too f-ck-ng dumb to know the difference.
-“f-ckin. . .everything is crazy at f-ck-n work right now. it’s like trying to fit 10 pounds of sh-t in a 5-pound bag, nothing works
-5 pound bag. . .like a big-ss duffel bag? that could probably hold like 80 pounds of sh-t, so you should be good.
-no, f-ckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there’s sh-t everywhere.
-like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head?
-exactly, you’re r-t-rded.”
- fleggy jells
the feeling a woman has after a cl-ttoral -rg-sm and shortened from f-ck-ng jelly legs oh f-ck me you have given me the fleggy jells
- flemo f*ck
when a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his -rs- while w-nking for pleasure hmmmm that was a nice flemo f-ck mammy, now clean the sh-t off my finger
- flesh enima
-n-l rape by your doctor doctor: “this is a routine procedure” patient: “then why does my -ss hurt so bad?” doctor: “this is known as a flesh enima, you’ll have some swelling for a few days”
- flex master
a male/female that is an undisputed champion at attracting the opposite s-x k-dawg is a flex master when it comes to chopping them fine young ladies! a nice pimp, treating the opposite s-x with respect. that key dawg always runs mad game, he’s like a flex master mastering the ability to chop cot d-mn! you’re […]
random word invented circa 2002 by sravan. there are several variations: gartix fartix kabartix nartix bartix, etc.. sravan: gartix eagle7186: kabartix