the art of premeture -j-c-l-t–n upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) and then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in c-m!
“dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second c-m-slap”
- dirty mudslide
when u take your own sh-t out of your -ss and use it for lube i ran out of lube so i gave myself a dirty mudslide
when the dog eats the cat box and pukes it back up. dude, connie’s dog just burgheled in my adidas!
- dirty potato chip
when engaging in s-x from behind the male in the situation pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s on to the back of the female and promptly pulls her in for some sweet spooning action. all along this ejaculatory fluid is drying to a “crust” upon waking from the s-x induced slumber you have just enjoyed you feed […]
- dirty sandwhich
the act of excreting fecal matter in or around a females p-ssy, then having v-g-n-l s-x until it is smeared thoughourly and crusts over, then proced to eat p-ssy. it is the ultimite form of flattery in the crozet islands. “i was forced to give a dirty sandwhich for shop lifting at a gift shop […]
a derogatory term for italians, drawn from the word “guinea.” things were okay until those spaghettie-bending guinzoids started coming around here.