a) the age of the queen of england
b) the length of time according to stuart bawden, that it takes for light from the sun to travel to earth.
a) “geez man, that queenie in england is like 100 years old!”
b) alyssa: “stu, how long does it take light to travel from the sun to earth?”
stuart: “umm..100 years?”
alyssa: “no, stuart. it’s 8 minutes.”
- earley horse
an intense cramp suffered by earl pickles when he has not stretched himself. earley horses commonly occur in the legs but can appear anywhere on the body. the only known cure is intense stretches. they are hard to treat and only earl knows how. if you feel a cramp coming on with an intense force, […]
the word you say when you are scooping someone’s b–b or moob. or, the word you scream to wake someone. jenny:-sits on park bench- bobby:-runs over to jenny- -scoops jenny’s b–b- shab–ble!!!! jenny: ahhh!!!
- 100 yes
a way of saying the oh-so-often-used “boss.” instead of saying “i’m the boss,” which comes off of the lonely island’s “boss” song, you can replace it as “i am worth 100 yes.” this is based on a boss coffee drink in j-pan, which goes between 100-120 yens, and yes originated out of misspelling of yens, […]
a person who lawfully, peacefully, and respectfully opposes glbt pressure groups. i won’t be silenced by the gay community, as long as i’m not condoning violence, i have the right to my heteroactivist lifestyle. a person, often in denial about his own s-xuality, who is so freaked out by the prospect of gays having equal […]
- final table courtesy
in a poker tournament, the act of not placing a bet when other players are in the same pot as a player that is all-in. thereby increasing the chance of the player that is all-in being knocked out. two hands are better then one. jim goes all-in due to being blinded out. tony calls. bill […]