1000 Kernel Salute



when a salted, b-ttered, and cooked piece of corn on the cob is shoved into a woman’s v-g-n-l c-n-l. use on southern hick women for best results.
guy 1: dude, did you and cathy hook up last night?
guy 2: yea man, i gave her a 1000 kernel salute.
guy 1: niiiiiiice man.

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