1000 mile rule



when you’re 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn’t count
sami: ‘you’ve gotta go on tour with him’ fiona:’why?” sami: because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn’t count ‘

Read Also:

  • jimwel

    a lonely person. very good at hacking/computer engineering. has no friends jimwel lonely guy but hacks and has fun with his family

  • compleasant

    easy going, relaxed, one who doesn’t overreact, not worried a high school student was compleasant about his upcoming final exam. when arguing with his girlfriend, he remained compleasant

  • swanton bomb

    when a squirrel falls off a power line after getting shocked it got zapped it his it’s back on the line and kind of did a swanton bomb there. a move creadted bye the greatest wrestler of all time the charasmatic enigma jeff hardy a 180degree front flip with arms out you jump off of […]

  • akeelez

    another spelling for achilles, but this one is one strong, tough, bad-ss and one h-ll of a warrior. its best to stir clear of anyone name achilles with this type of spelling (akeelez) because once you get on their bad side they are sure to whoop your -ss. however they do have a sweet and […]

  • muadh

    a b-tch -ss n-gg- that eats -ss and loves apples and has a foot fetish i wish i got as much d-ck as muadh


Disclaimer: 1000 mile rule definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.