1000 yarder



any member of the observers’ opposite s-x that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. the 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
bill : d-mn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think i should buy her a drink?

john: definitely, just don’t f-ck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

john: hey, what’s the problem? weren’t you going to go talk to sasquatch over there

bill: man f-ck you she was a 1000 yarder. think i’m gonna go throw up now
any member of the observers’ opposite s-x that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. the 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
bill : d-mn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think i should buy her a drink?

john: definitely, just don’t f-ck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

john: hey, what’s the problem? weren’t you going to go talk to sasquatch over there

bill: man f-ck you she was a 1000 yarder. think i’m gonna go throw up now

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