a stage of boredom where a user types in literally every key on the board from left to right and eventually hits enter.
i am so bored. let me type in `1234567890-/–qwertyuiop\789+asdfghjkl;’ and see what comes up.
a sl-t with no b–bs and goes around giving bl-wj-bs. is that iceywolf? the b-tch that is always in that corner ahh.
- the cleavland steamer
when a man or woman takes a sh-t on their partner’s body during s-x. girl: can i give you the cleavland steamer on your face?
- liquid turtle
a sh-t that’s doing its best to poke out, but you know it’s going to be pure liquid slurry. “i had bad fish for lunch” — guy 1 “got the sh-ts eh?” — guy 2 “yeah. there was someone in the stall so i had to wait. i ended up fighting a liquid turtle.” –guy […]
when someone’s mean but likable at the same time. satan is not that cruool to put numbers in math.
- shuffle b*tter
you get shuffle b-tter, when you switch back and forth from -n-l and v-g-n-l s-x. a thick foamy substance is made. girl we were making shuffle b-tter all night.