used in army, and more commonly in the polive forces 13-69 is intended to sound, to a civilian, like technical jargon from police/army codes. 13-69 is actually a low-blow insult meaning unlucky c-ck-sucker. 13 being unlucky, and 69 being an obvious s-xual posion. 69
“aw man, my wife kicked me out last night, can i stay at your place?”
“no way! it ain’t my fault you’re a 13-69”
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u.s. marine corps slang for unlucky c-cksucker.
playing off of the 4 digit military occupational specialty (mos) codes used. 13 being unlucky and 69 representing oral s-x. signifying an unusually distastefull -ssignment.
iv’e been redesignated a 1369, stuck on mess duty for a month.
something funny said by a male. he – larious john said a really funny joke the other day; it was helarious
- *ssuming harkness
speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact. “well, -ssuming harkness, they’ll end up sleeping together”
1. the amount of a substance an average drug mule can fit in his/her r-ct-m. 2. (colloquial) some large amount. “that’s an -ss-tonne of cocaine you’ve got there!”
its what you say when dat sh-ts tight as a muh f-k dats tight as a muh! 1 more definition when someone takes a ride down a flight of stairs “elliot keyes muhhhhed his way down the tech block stairs.”
something that doesn’t fit your amus-m-nt and displeases,bothers,irritate,etc you. person 1: i’m bored person 2: me too. person 1: muft is what i think of this situation.