boning a chick after putting flautas in the oven and setting the timer for 13 minutes. you finish just in time to enjoy your flautas.
it was mexican food night and i was so hungry and so h-rny i gave my girl a 13 minute flauta, finished off by giving her a c.j. browning and enjoyed my flautas.
- i love cake
a response to someone saying they love you. but it is only used after a long puase and it is said as a question i love you……..i love…cake?
- jewish p*rno
something absolutely unwatchable. the most dreadful thing you will ever see on tv or on a movie. terrible i’d rather watch a jewish p-rno than friends any day
jeyur is someone who is smart, intelligent, someone who is the ladies man, someone whos a good kisser along with big lips, and as well as a s-xy loook. jeyur is someone whos got beauty and brains and especially the gayness, just kidding. i know one, and he is my boyfriend, man he’s such a […]
- bl**dy cronie
when a woman bites the vein on a man’s p-n-s, causing him to squirt blood all over her face. todd: dude i heard she gave him a bl–dy cronie! scott: seriously man?! todd: yea there was blood everywhere! it was hott…
just giggled a bit; a common im phrase used instead of lol, lawl, lmao, lmafo, rofl. can also be used in the form jgabosaurusrex. bob: i tripped over a bench today jim: jgab 1 more definition just giggled a bit. a term commonly used on the internet in stead of “lol”, “lmao”, or “rofl”. can […]