the year when math was invented.
i dislike the year 1612.
when your music is on shuffle but you change the play order for maximum awesomeness ‘hey, you made any playlists?’ ‘nah. i’m more into microplaylisting’
- run n nut
when a male runs up to an unexpexting person and -j-c-l-t-s onto them, then runs away. todd-“logan ran up and came all over mary” mark-“he just did a run n nut”
- collapsing closet
when your h-m-erotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life his friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly
obsessed over guys eating elongated food items shawn got caught sneaking photos of billy eating his banana to add to his gufoto collection.
- temporal dysplasia
a made up medical condition to describe a person who cannot feel the p-ssing of time. mentioned in freeform’s “st-tchers” she has temporal dysplasia, so she doesn’t know what time feels like.