softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. a new 16in. softball made by debeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true “softball” at the end. for which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. first person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the d-mn ball in history. played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.
chicago man: yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
tinley park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
chicago man: i never knew you sucked c-ck.
the secretion of milk from the mammary glands. a common fetish ooh sh-t, i’m lactating! -j-c-l-t-ng milk from the t-tties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people’s eyes. it also makes women’s t-tt–s get really huge!!!! haha i lactated on yo face b-tch! (god i love lactation)
another user on mysp-ce with whom your main form of expressing affection is through trite chain bulletins. the t-tle is typically used among couples under the age of 13. elle….baby…ur my sweathart 4eva and eva no1 will eva get ahed of u on my top 24 grlfrend.
the process/act of smoking marijuana do you want to chomble? origin: gibberish / code -chomble – marijuana, gr-ss, green, herb, weed, pot, etc. -to chomble – to smoke reefer. -to be chomled – to be stoned -chombling – to be in the act of smoking marijuana uses in context: -noun – “dude, can i get […]
in short: a lady-bro is a bro’s girlfriend who is also chill and can partic-p-te in bro-night, pending approval by the other bros. further exegesis: a lady-bro is, first and foremost, chill. she is able to hold her own in the company of all males. she can relate to conversation at bro-night and can even […]
- swedish rag
when you j-z on a paper towel (or rag) and then clean the lint off your c-ck with the dampened towel (or rag). mom: timmy, why is there lint on this paper towel? timmy: swedish rag!