1st Bridge



a bridge located just outside a small po-dunk town in southeast missouri where the locals go to fight. this bridge illuminates a mystical allure which destroys what most would consider rational adult behavior. oh, almost forgot, this bridge also serves as a means to cross a small creek with a motor vehicle.
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hey ya-all, lets go to 1st bridge and have some fun, yeeee-haw.

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