1st West Gelston Kitchenette



to -ssert his power over his residents, said resident -ssistant will lock the hall kitchen for no reason.

1. a kitchen that is off-limits, unless you are in power, or a v-g-n- talking to the man in power.

2. a room that gets locked for no reason

3. a wrongful exploitation of someone with inferior authority.
(n) 1.

authority: (to girls trying to enter the kitchen) sorry girls, but that room is locked to all.

girls: can we please use it!?!? we both have v-g-n-s and will talk to you if you let us!

authority: you shoulda said that from the start!!

(v) 2.

man: so i accidentally 1st west gelston kitchenette’d my dorm room last night, since the girl i brought back was prude and didn’t put out…

(v) 3.

brother 1: dude… i don’t want to do the dishes…. brother 2…. do them for me, or i’ll beat you!

brother 2: mom!! brother 1 is trying to 1st west gelston kitchenette me into doing his ch-r-s!

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