liberal arts student: hey want to go to the club tonight ? i don’t have any homework or tests this year.
engineering student: nope cant in 1st year engineering!-hangs himself with a rope made of many homework -ssignments and practice tests-
- stool stall
when you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. the process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom bro, i had to do the stool stall for like 5 […]
- peter heater
it’s a heater for your peter i bought a peter heater for my friend an exceptionally warm v-g-n-. “darling, i’m quite cold. may i please stick my frigid p-n-s in your peter heater?” a term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm. it was getting […]
- hank marvin g*ye
a very hungry h-m-s-xual chad: d-mn! i’m hank marvin g-ye!! holly: but you’re straight? chad: not anymore.
- issa look
something people say to others trying out a sketch -ss look mike: hey girl, you like my crocs & jeggings? sam: issa look
the act of ripping your p-b-s off and shoving them in your girlfriends mouth dude i gave jesaica a wicked fuso last night, kinda hurt though