a demigod amongst mortals, 1st cl-ssmen are the rulers of their domain. with an -ssigned rat as their scribe and pupil, these fearsome men and women are untouchable to all but the commandant’s staff. some chose to go to the dark side and join the ever terrifying rdc, but some purified themselves and became the oga, cea, and chaplains. the bulk of their ranks are comprised of first cl-ss privates, these 1sts are the most laid back people in the corps and ultimately they make vmi run properly. the officers of the 1st cl-ss are the most disciplined cadets of the corps, but other than parade and ceremony they have little control over anything due to the overarching control of the commandant’s staff.
3rd: “stop rat. strain harder”
rat: -straining intensifies-
3rd: -incoherent b-tching at rat-
1st: “rat stop straining, get your chin in third. no one strains my rat like that except for me, you got that? now go back to eating your sh-t and be gone.”
3rd: -scurries away-
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expression usually given by brainless idiots to indicate ‘first’
usually in the conext of first comment, or 1st place, etc.
usually it is used singularly
dude, grow up
i stil got 1st f-g!
- bye bye now
goodbye ok bye bye now 1 more definition the parting statement one uses after a conversation is awkwardly lengthened by the receiver’s additional comments or questions; used to mean that our conversation should have ended earlier and you are wasting my time. phone receptionist: so i will schedule your appointment with dr. lipton at tmr […]
a woman who looks like a horse. sarah jessica parker is a real camilla, prince charles should have married her. 7 more definitions just about the s-xiest being ever. she loves to have fun and is fun to love! joe:hey, im bored…i need someone to love camilla: im fun to love…and i love u! joe: […]
- captain kirking
to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis sender of message: i… would like to get to know you… if you’re interested… please message me…if you want…thanks… recipient of message: wow – really captain kirking this aren’t you.
- casey eyebrows
whens someone’s backwards hat is so tight on their head that it pulls up their eyebrows back into an unnatural expression. usually seen on baseball players, jocks or bros. “man, did you see that guy’s eyebrows? i couldn’t tell if he was surprised or just got a brow lift.” “nah, he just has casey eyebrows.”
- casual creeping
the act of creeping on someone after they personally liked a photo or post ect on a social media site and you click on their profile to see what they’ve been up to person 1: it was just casual creeping nothing more 1 more definition the act of creeping on someone after they personally liked […]