the 1week1day anniversary of one’s birthday occurs exactly one week and one day (exactly 8 days) after a one’s real birthday. it is highly useful when you’ve forgotten to wish someone a happy birthday on their actual birthday because you are a jerk and only realize it an entire week and a day later.
of course i didn’t forget your birthday! i just wanted to wait till the 1week1day anniversary to wish you!
broken down old man with half-existant lungs. years and years of smoking pot to thank for this, also to thank for having a huge lack of braincells. likes to throw away real friends in order to concerntrate on newer friends that he “purchases” with his “l337n355”. former owner of #chch on undernet, now residing in […]
- 1. wigger
white kid from suburban area that pretends he’s a g-ngb-nger from the inner city. white kids wearing fubu
- c*m droople
a pitiful amount of c-m my husband keeps on have the same c-m croople, so i cant get pregnant
the average pothead that gets caught by his parents and smokes up his sister drew ickes is a drewickes.
- c*m fart c*cktail
after receiving a load of sperm in the r-ct-m, the receiver farts out the juice which is then orally ingested by either parties or a third party. although ayman wasn’t an alcoholic, he wound up drinking a couple c-m fart c-cktails every night. a hot, slimy sperm load is c-ck injected into a young girl’s […]