2 Mike Dyke
like a two beer queer except you’re drinking mikes hard lemonades.
nick “hey ernie, look at winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall”
ernie: “yeah, he’s a ‘2 mike dyk-‘. ”
nick: “what the h-ll is a 2 mike dyk-?”
ernie: “a 2 mike dyk- is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers”
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