#2 pencil

see: writing stick

almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don’t have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for “fill-in-the-bubble” quizzes in schools around the country. a #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. it may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn’t work right.

newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. feel free to eat your pencils.

it’s a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. the #2 pencil is just fine with being average.
billy: “teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?”

teacher: “because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. go back to your seat”
a g-y man’s d-ck.
frank saw jim down at the g-y bar. he was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.
a basic b-tch
“literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks.”