24 7 69


being constantly fascinated with and involved in the s-x position 69. mentioned in the snl short ‘roy rules.’

the term is derived from the saying stores use to let people know they are always available ‘open 24/7.’ in the same way 24 7 69 lets people know you are always available for some hardcore 69ing if you are not already doing the sensual act.
wilson: hey, how come i never see your roommate around?

andrew: oh! its because he follows the lifestyle known as 24 7 69!

wilson: what’s that?

andrew: why don’t you open his door and find out?

(door is opened upon andrew’s roommate ignatio 69ing with an obese woman wearing a paper bag with a picture of wilson’s face on it)

wilson: oh gawd!!!!! (cries out of pure trauma)

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