3/4 stance



it is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. this is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.
i entered the sh-tter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. it don’t matter cuz i get in my 3/4 stance to fire off scuds!

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