ur f-cking d-ck. if you’re a guy that is. otherwise, that’s weird af.
ashely: he did me even with his 3rd arm!
kehnsa is a unique girl who you can only meet once in a lifetime. she makes you happy and feel good.as for being the most wonderful friend or girlfriend she is loyal and should be taken care of.she is very cool to be around.i love my kehnsa and she loves me. kehnsa i love you
- the greg heffley method
for when someone takes the least logical course of action when confronted with a problem, and then later expresses confusion when the repercussions for taking said action are enacted upon them. coined after greg heffley, the protagonist of the diary of a wimpy kid franchise. his complete lack of self awareness and common sense must […]
kyeshia is an amazing and beautiful person . stubborn at times but has a heart of gold. she’ll do whatever to keep the ones she cares about happy. you would love to have a friend like kyeshia . to be her significant other is some what hard. she’s a big cry baby , doesn’t like […]
a girl who needs special help that girl is a real sentney
- spiny dogfish
a low-key term for a mud shark. best used in circles where the term “mud shark” is already too well known. friend 1: “hey did you know natalie is having a kid with her pimp?” friend 2: “she’s quite the spiny dogfish that one. i knew she would end up a baby-momma sooner or later.”