40 Acres and a mule



a man with his s-xual partner on his back is the mule standing and running towards a bed post that he must sit on 40 acres away.
i’m thinking about trying 40 acres and a mule tonight with my girlfriend.
it’s the new cool.
use instead of any noun/pr-noun.

it sounds cooler.
hey johnny wanna go to your house and grab some 40 acres and a mule while your mom’s away?
#40 #acres #and #a mule #cool

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