length of time available for a spouse or live-in mate to notice a newly purchased item before the purchaser can claim that the item has been there forever. the item must be conspiculously placed, and cannot be hidden. good luck!
i bought a new guitar, snuck it in the house and put it in the stand with the rest. since janie didn’t notice for two weeks, the “48-hour” rule had lapsed so i could claim it had been there the whole time.
- 48 hour rule (hooking up)
when trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. if failed one spirals deep into the friend zone john: hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night. rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the […]
- 48 hours
technical jargon for “at some point in the future.” the term ’48-hours’ doesn’t actually mean two days and nights but represents a mythical time period, usually anywhere between a week and three years. the term is usually uttered by hopeful laywers, administrators and anyone wishing to delay media interest for as long as possible. portsmouth […]
- heart glue
a close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you’re in love with them. ‘who’s that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?’ ‘oh jack? he’s just my heart glue. he’s fun to […]
the accidental creation of a pun in the midst of an attempt at the literal conveyance of linguistic meaning. ex. you know its happened when you here the caveat “no pun intended” my exclamation when a baseball player for the boston red sox made a brutal error against the kansas city royals, “that was a […]
- stumbleupon done got me!
when utilizing stumbleupon (with p-rn topics enabled), one may hit the “stumble” b-tton, be distracted by a friend/barking dog/tv, and glance back at screen only to greeted by extreme acts of p-rn unexpectedly. thus, provoking a noise such as, “whoa!” (as justin stumbles) toby:”holy sheep sh-t, justin!! the living room’s on fire!!!” justin: “toby, what […]