4closure



a term rightfully -ssigned to describe beyonce’s most recent flop alb-m “4” and her free-falling singles such as “run the charts (nope)” and “best thing i never had (a hit),” proving that even a seasoned music thief such as kleptonce can’t always steal a hit.

following her epic failure she made a deal with the devil and decided to steal an unknowing mother’s child and henceforth claimed to be pregnant in attempts to cover up her embarr-ssing 4closure and make herself relevant again
decent human being: “omg i cant believe what an embarr-ssing flop 4closure is, especially after the success of her last alb-m.”
beyowulf fan: “hdu! 4closure slayed on the lebanon adult contemporary charts and the galapagos islands dance charts! when will ur fave do it??”

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