4th of julyfe
when you love independence day so much, it turns into a lifestyle (lyfe-style). patriotism in its most rad form.
*invented by amanda spicola and eli swanson june 2017.
person 1: dude, why are you wearing an american flag shirt, its october…
person 2: i live everyday like it’s the 4th of julyfe! plus.. stars and stripes always look awesome!
person 1: you know what, you’re god d-mn right!
person 2: f-ck yeah!
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