5 hour energy



cr-ppy 5 hour energy shot that students use to stay up to do homework.
it really just makes you jittery
“aaaaah, i drank too many 5 hour energies!”

“this 5 hour energy is the reason for my success!”
hotel shampoo relabeled as an energy supplement.
“5 hour energy smells and tastes like shampoo, so i decided to use it on my hair. my hair has never had more sheen and bounce.”
dear 5 hour energy, how do i love thee let me count the ways. i love you because you instantly take me from feeling like i’m 68 to 19 all over again, i love you because you make me happy like a hippie in a daisy field, i love you because you make me feel rockin like bon jovi in 1986, i love you because you make me productive like serpico even if the task at hand is rough. love, elisabeth jane ♥
-ss kicking aweseomeness is obtained by drinking 5 hour energy!!!
to have s-x for with a hot woman for five hours.
bro: “dude you have mad swag today, whats up?”

you: “i had a 5 hour energy the other day.”
the product of an act of s-xual pleasure (bl-wj-b)which is consumed via the mouth down the esophagus and into the digestive tract which provides to the recipient 5 hours of continuous, uninterrupted energy without the crash or jitters of a typical energy supplement. 5 hour energy can also be used as spreads on cakes, breads, and other various epicurean delights such as a creamy 5 hour energy milk shake which we recommend to be consumed via straw to prevent tooth decay.
becky pleased scott and can pull an all-nighter in return.

“becky, please just suck my d-ck!”

“no scott, i won’t be able to enter into a slumber tonight!”

for a healthy, low carb energy snack, use 5 hour energy as a dip for your favorite fruits and vegetables.

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