5-minute crush



a girl who you think about when you whack off but don’t actually have the b-lls to talk to.
ex 1. man i wish i wasn’t a p-ssy and i could talk to katie, but for now she is my 5-minute crush.

ex 2.

guy 1: “man i totally had a 5-minute crush on that girl last night.”
guy 2: “go talk to her, man.”
guy 1: “nah i don’t have the b-lls, besides, it’s weird now.”

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