a n-gg- that can only last 5 minutes in bed, he c-ms too quick
so we were f-ckin’ and all i know is he stopped 5 minutes in and sh-t, he got off and i was like what the f-ck?! 5 minutes my n-gg- really?!
“b-tch you got yo self a m-th-f-ckin 5 minute man xd oh my gosh this is so f-ckin’ rich.”
- chewy popcorn
chewy popcorn is the result of stuffing your b-lls in your partners -sshole while c-mming on them. tiffany said she didn’t want to see me anymore after i gave her the ol’ chewy popcorn. it was worth it.
a quote from the film ‘cool cat saves the kids’ used when talking about the film and/or trying to be awkward -‘did you hear that cool cat will be in the hollywood parade?’ -‘w-wow’
- vaseline city
when one globs vaseline onto their -sshole. johnny’s girlfriend went to vaseline city last night before doing -n-l.
- self dutch oven
the act of trapping one’s own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind. synonym: to buck; to give oneself a harry ” i don’t mind my farts, i kind […]
- plumbers breakfast
worker that likes to receive pipe for breakfast look at him taking his plumbers breakfast