a girl you know is after your money but is so hot you’ll risk it anyway.
“d-mn check her out, she is a 50% girl easy.”
an urgent need to defecate. inspired by the stonecutters episode from the simpsons, where the emergency number is 912. “guys, i need to find a bathroom now.” “number one or number two?” “it’s an emergency. 912.” the real number for emergencies… if you’re a stonecutter. “and don’t bother dialing 911 anymore. here’s the real number […]
adbies is on fleek, smart, good indian. she is rich and has a private jet! she sleeps on royal dirt in india. she has one camel and a twin named abdul. they travel everywhere together! never make an adbies mad she will whip you. if you meet an adbies keep her in your life because […]
when a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition d-mn tobias! those jelly babies have been totally alcoholified by that babysham fruit punch!
- amber wilhelm
typically blonde. a funny, attractive girl who loves shopping and 90’s bands. she is very fun to be around but is a little shy before you become close to her. she doesnt trust easily, so she won’t tell you a thing before you’re super close with her. but she is very trustworthy and will take […]
- an eighth
an eighth of anything most likely linked to drugs an eighth of marijuana guy- yo, lemme get an eighth of alaskan thunder f-ck clerk- this some bomb, that’ll be 60$