50 Shades of Pubes



the s-xual act, nay art, of an individual chewing several layers of colorful gum and blowing bubbles that pop into their enemy’s wive’s p-b-s. upon leaving the household, this bold individual steals all of the hosts hair removal utensils and replaces them with rusty tweezers lathered in extra petroleum vaseline to increase removal time of p-b-s by 95.7%.
my friend tyler called me a “jagaloon” so i seductively introduced his wife to 50 shades of p-b-s.

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