the main leader of gunit and the most hated man/snitch in queens, ny. just check out tha gunot billboard in tha middle of hiz own hood. so its gggggggunot forever cuz he needs to stop snitchin stop lyin go check it out.
dey call him 50 cent a.k.a. 50 snitch cuz thatz how much it takes to make him sell out.
- doc*ments storage officer
a made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. the person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work jon: that dumb-ss mike got the job as doc-ments storage officer felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it […]
- 50 speakers
if someone drives a tuned car in the hood, with rap beat on the background. dude… here comes a guy with 50 speakers !
- mixed martial farts
the winning move in a cage fight its when they are in one of their sweat covered cr-ppling moves rolling around like two querrs trying to find a hole to f-ck and at just the right moment almost ninja like one of them farts making their rival p-ss out due to lack of oxygen thats […]
spending time with your girlfriend when your mates want to see you. “hey bro want to come to the concert on friday?” “na sorry man, i’m dodecing”
experiencing both feelings of flattery and disgust simultaneously. when your boyfriend’s creepy friend suggests a threesome with the two of you. “what’s wrong?” “ugh, my boyfriend’s creepy friend suggested a threesome with the two of us.” “how do you feel about that?” “totally flattergusted.”