50 Yard Fakie



a person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. most apparent when playing “my team your team”
“dude, i was checking that girl out from the bar, but when i got closer, i found out she was a 50 yard fakie”

my team!!!” (seconds later) “awww sh-t, 50 yard fakie!!!

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