where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and f-ck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wanted it
past version of you: i think i might go to bed
present version that timetravelled : mmm h-llo me, s-x time
past version : this is too crazy im being shafted by …myself!
present version: i think i’ll call this 56th base
- 56k warning
a “56k warning” is a nice way of telling someone they might stand a chance of a black hole opening up inside of their home if they use dialup and try to access a site bogged down with images or videos. basically if you’re in that 16% of people who use dialup, you need to […]
two big, perfectly rounded cups settled on a females chest did u see the clevage crack on your mom? she has some doompers!
- sticker sl*t
a sticker sl-t is just like a regular sl-t, however they give out stickers instead of s-x. i was once called this by my friend and thought you all should know this. me: heres a sticker for you, and you, and you, and you, and you. him: goshh.! stop being such a sticker sl-t.!
- st. george's school
a school for the rich and spoiled in vancouver, bc (aka the 604). people come here expecting a great atmosphere and great teachers, but the truth is that most of them don’t give a sh-t about the students. in addition, the school markets itself on its university placement records. student elections are rigged by the […]
any day where steve jobs or apple announces a new product. apple fanboys celebrate stevemas by blogging their little hearts out and squee-ing about products; the rest of us roll our eyes and get on with our lives. holy sh-t, today is stevemas! apparently a new iphone is coming out.