chick who acts like because she has just enough money in her pocket to go on a trip to miami once a year or eat out at ruth’s chris streakhouse with her other $60k girlfriends she’s living the f-cking high life. likes to name drop dum-ss bullsh-t designer clothes she can barely afford and act like she’s been wearing that sh-t all her life. usually has some sh-tty dead-end office job but acts like she’s the goddam ceo. but you still usually want to f-ck the b-tch cuz she looks good.
“man, look at all those b-tches in front of that club…what the h-ll’s going on in there tonight?”
“bunch of $60k hoes, bro”
- social mobia
network of social media users, often anonymous, who use extreme language, express judgemental opinions and recommend punitive actions which they would not normally do offline. tom couldn’t show his fsce for days after that twitter backlash. he was the victim of social mobia. ##socialmobia
- rouge hair
a hair that doesn’t seem human that pops up on your body i was getting my back m-ssaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about
- weed h**rder
someone who h–rds weed and dosen’t let anyone else touch it. stop being a weed h–rder
a solid idea. i dont know what im going to do at my bday party but i have an explimity. #contrusive
when someone only facetimes you to talk about s-x, normally between the hours of 12:00 and 2:00 am. i had to block her because she was constantly calistabating.