the “69” position while holding on to the other partner doing cartwheels
hey mike me and angela did 69 cartwheels last night
- giantess lover
a male who is s-xually attracted to beautiful women who are tall, overweight, busty, zaftig, full-figured, voluptuous, curvy, big-boned, or pot-bellied. guy 1: wow. dude, look at that lady. she’s gorgeous. guy 2: her? she’s like over 6 feet and over 300 pounds. guy 1: ok…. guy 2: you’re a giantess lover. guy 1: ok….i […]
the kind of guy who can control your mind, one who possesses the powers of a jedi wow, that guy is a real adir, he made me do thingsi would’ve never thought of doing!
f-cking confusing, in one word. why is java so conf-cksing? i’m godd-mn conf-cksed.
- devout catholic
(noun) a person of such stunning capacity for denial, they honestly believe one good pope after 2,000 years indicates they are on the right spiritual path. george cannot be reasoned with on this, he’s a devout catholic on the issue.
- sh*t dam
it is when there is pressure or an air bubble (a fart) holding back a large amount of sh-t. once the sh-t dam breaks it all just fallso out. fk man it only took 5 minutes of pushing and squeezing to break that sh-t dam. then it all just came out.