a measurement device used by gynecologists around the world: take a comp-ss, stick it in, and if she says nothing after it hits 69 degrees then she is healthy.
i just visited the gynecologist the other day. she used the 69 degree penetrator and i measured only 42.0 degrees… i guess i’m not that quality
houdaifa is an arabic name, mostly arabs use this name. houdaifa’s are very hot and have a great body. they also smell and look very good. houdaifa’s are intelligent and are very kind and smart. they’re even nice to people they dislike. houdaifa’s are strong people and they know how to act properly against a […]
- 3 esses
sh-t, shower, shave while in the army i learned of the need to do the 3 esses upon returning to the barracks.
- indian scalp m*ssage
when you spread peanut b-tter over your partner’s hair and roll your d-ck around their hair until you c-m all over the top of their head and let your s-m-n drip down their face. i was giving my girl the indian scalp m-ssage last night with “extra creamy peanut b-tter.”
a person incapable of doing things for him or herself, also known as a t-rd mom: let me drive you to work! girl: no thanks, mom. i’m not an invalid. mom: please, let me help you with something! girl: i’m not an invalid inconsistent with some web programmer’s arbitrary and frequently incorrect notion of how […]
that smart girl who is especially good at math. she usually plays an instrument and is short. dan: there is a little short smart girl in my math cl-ss. brad: oh, jane. short term name for marijuana…people who smoke pot often love jane’s the name of the most beautiful woman in the world, other woman […]