derived from 69 and s-m-n, pr-nounced as suman, it is an event that occurs when you -j-c-l-t- all over the mattress next to your partner for the first time, the result of which is a rare but telepathic bond of the two. this synchronicity can happen almost anywhere, and freak the sh-t out of people including the victims of this synchronicity.
6uma9 victim 1: “hey i was just wondering if..”
6uma9 victim 2 and also 6uma9 victim 1: “..we could drive by convenience store and grab a bunch of pads because (i’m) you’re about to bleed from your uterus?”
- hair salon threesome
a scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl’s head completely bald in a hair salon. guy 1: emma, sofia, and i had a hair salon threesome yesterday. emma was giving me the hairjob and sofia was the […]
a tengel is a person who’s great with art and are very aesthetic, he’s the one to talk to if you’re going through some hard stuff cause he understands. ” you can talk to me whenever” “i know, you’re tengel”
guy with huge p-n-s, life of the party and he tends to tell a lot of jokes. lavonis just laid the pipe on me.
when you go to click on something and the web page your viewing suddenly loads some content and you end up clicking on something else. i was on buzzfeed and i went to click on that article, “i got botox in my v-g-n- and it changed my life” then the page shifted and i was […]
a disease very hard to get rid of. usually a virus and can kill you. that kynari is something fierce