805

a telephone area code. it borders area codes 661, 818, 559 and 831. 805 is basically ventura county and santa barbara.

the local phone carriers in 805 are:
sbc pacific bell, verizon (used to be gte)
it’s not a status symbol. it’s an area code.
san luis obispo, ventura, santa barabara places and all around there.
the 805 is the place to be!!!!
area code where it all started 805 is the life style of the cent coast of cali, we do it harder, faster, deeper, bigger, louder and longer be it parties that last for days , rides that dwarf the dunes, drinking at the 6am happy hour in a-town, killin b-tches and dumpin there bodies in the aquaducts south of wasco/shafter, concerts in slo county, hacking out of santa barabara, surfing the whole d-mn thing and f-cking everything that has the possibility to evolve to talk..
guy 1:yo, lets go to the 805 to party.
guy 2:f-ck it lets go get destroyed..
guy 3:it’s time to smack some b-tches up..
a place located in central coast of california it is the area code for san luis obispo county, santa barbara county, and ventura county but now white boys who have never been to la, fresno, detroit or somewhere dangerous in thier life and wanna be mexican gangsters who think they’re “thug” have taken the name 805 for a gang trying to be the gangsters they wish they were and will probably never amount to anything in there entire life mostly consist of high school kids to older people in theyre 20-30’s who dont have a college degree and need to get a life and stop thinking they know what gangster is because they never will and will get stabbed by a real thug one day or worse by trying to act gangster towards them
805 b-tches
i think im cool cuz im from the 805
a term for the 805 area of ventura county. the community that trueley represents the area between the bay and la. home to sevral top underground artists such as madlib, ohno, kankick, roc-c, med, dj romes, d-tragic & 805hiphop.com, pok, big caz and several others.
d-tragic reps the 805 to the fullest!
805 is a east-coast gang located in the heart of broward county florida. it is composed of three basic branches kind of like the u.s. government. the g-dfather, or the crew figure head. the recording secretery, the person in charge of keeping tabs and track of crew events, and the admissions secretery the person in charge of admitting new members. in order to get into the 805 there is always a ceremony or ‘jihad’ as it is reffered to within the crew. there are three and only three ways to get into the 805. first, there must be a unanimous decisssion by all members and approval from the crew’s governing party. second the individual wanting to join must take part in a secred crew tradition which involves a mailbox, and lastly if the individual is female she needs to get punched in the face.
“liek omg i’m so drunk can i be in the 805; i’ll do anything you guys are sooo cool, i’ll totally p-ss in this bottle for you and poor it all over that mailboxx, and can one of you please punch me in the face?”
the area code for simi valley, located in ventura county in the southern half of california. simi actually means windy, which makes sense since the city is, in fact, very windy. it is a place where a good percent of the teenage population talk about how much they hate the city. the only ways you might have heard of this city is by the fact that the ronald reagan library is located there and that it is mentioned in the movie joe dirt as the place where his real parents lived.
“what’s your area code?”
“805.”
“oh, you live in simi valley?”
“unfortunately.”