80’s kid



anyone born between 1976 and 1983. not to be confused with people who were teens in the 80s.
adult 1: i was under 12 in the 80s so technically i was an 80s kid.
being born between 1980 and december 31, 1989, at 10 p.m. or earlier.
taylor is not an 80’s kid because she was born on december 31, 1989, at 10:09 pm.
anyone born after 1979 and before 1990.
any person devoid of critical thinking skills, apt to have test rewritten so that their primitive minds can p-ss them.
you know it all those 80’s kids fault, with out them america would be a more intelligent nation.
not to be confused with any other kind of scene kids, 80’s kids are the kings and (usually) queens of bad taste.
interested in all aspects of 80’s pop culture though most of them generaly wear stereotypiclly 80’s clothes (leggings, legwarmers, big t-shirts/hair). some of these fashions of course come into the mainstream, which often prompts the 80’s kid to go even further.
musically, they’re into electro-pop sounding stuff of then and now bands such as wham!, duran duran and spandau ballet are favourites among 80’s kids.
80s kid: how much are these legwarmers?
shopkeeper: you want them? just take them!

“80s kids are so last year!”
being born between 1980 and december 31, 1989, at 10 p.m. or earlier.
taylor is not an 80’s kid because she was born on december 31, 1989, at 10:09 pm.

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